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CRAFTWORKS

Wednesday, 26th April.
Betwen 2.30pm and 4.30pm.

The LSE, Sheffield Street, Holborn, London, WC2.

Tickets: £20 plus VAT.

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● plus much more.

TICKETS AND DETAILS HERE.


McDonald's
"Monopoly"
20s
21 March 2017

McDonald's annual Monopoly ad returns to launch their sticker-based sweepstakes game - this time with a scientific twist.

While the pair of researchers here aren't exactly Indiana Jones, they react with appropriate excitement when they stumble upon a pristine artefact. As they rush to preserve the precious parchment, however, disaster strikes...

Cue a consolation meal in their local Maccy D's. But while they're dejectedly mulling over their loss, the young assistant makes a fresh discovery.

This is a rather smart way to introduce create excitement around the promotion - and winning actual money has to be more fun than playing the board game with testy relatives at Christmas.

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Specsavers
"Dishes"
30s
21 March 2017

Specsavers's long-running campaign has rarely focused on children's glasses, so this latest entry is a welcome diversion. While a music aficionado (the wonderful Cavan Clerkin) tends to his collection, his son is busy washing the dishes. Alas, no matter how hard you scrub, some plates just won't come clean. In this case, there's a sound explanation...

This isn't the way dad will have wanted his offspring to embrace physical music, but at least the advertised optician can help the lad with two free pairs of glasses.

Vinyl collectors will wince in horror (and nod in recognition) at the thought of a beloved LP in the wrong hands. The broken record noise at the end is a lovely touch, as well. Another amusing treatment with extra audio quality.

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John Lewis
"And/Or"
60s
20 March 2017

John Lewis have created their own in-house denim and lifestyle brand, And/Or - and here's the ad that launches it. 'Denim Born of LA' seems to be aimed at 20-somethings who see themselves as sexy, sassy and independent but who may not have considered John Lewis their first port of call for fashion.

It's beautifully shot and has a refrigerator-cool vibe. A young mum breastfeeding, a trans woman and multi-racial models are included in the mix of denim wearers, although the spot focuses mainly on a slim white woman who likes a pretty bra.

Considering the clothing collection is inspired by places in Los Angeles, it's an interesting choice to use Jain's 'Makeba' as the soundtrack. It's a terrific song and its vibrant rhythm gives extra energy to the ad, but its strong African influence doesn't really evoke the city, even allowing for the 'City of Angels' being a cultural melting pot.

Still, And/Or works hard in its suggestion that it offers lots of ways to put a look together and it has bags of attitude.

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Rail Delivery Group
"Improvements"
40s
20 March 2017

We're not particularly keen on the phrase "post-truth era" at DAVID, suggesting - as it does - that lying in public is a new idea but it's tempting to use it to describe this extraordinary piece of propaganda on behalf of Britain's train network.

The ad itself is well made but you cannot overlook its complete failure to acknowledge the problems generated by a creaking infrastructure and the dysfunctional relationship between train companies and trade unions.

While it's true that the rail network "carries twice as many passengers as twenty years ago" and this is genuinely a good excuse for its struggle to provide a decent service, it's disingenuous to suggest that all is well. Southern Rail's customers - or victims as they prefer to think of themselves - have to endure a dreadful service which is further blighted by cancellations and strikes. There is no expectation that trains will run on time or that you will get a seat.

Unfortunately, it probably won't be too long before the service offered by Southern serves as a model for the other train companies as they too sacrifice the customer experience on the altar of profit.

Rather than spending money falsely representing the railways as a beacon of good living, the rail companies should put their money together to provide a plan to fix all that ails it. And they should start by promising zero dividends for shareholders until they can guarantee that the trains will run on time and everyone can have a seat.

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J D Williams
"Spring into Summer"
30s
17 March 2017

JD Williams has been well and truly brought into the 21st century. What was a fusty old brand aimed at women presumed to be past all that fashion nonsense has been transformed over the course of several ads. Not only does this latest have a distinct look all of its own, it comes with a music track that gives it extra clout and credibility.

Sofi Tukker's uber-cool brand of dance-electronic-bossanova is the perfect fit for Sam Faulkner's assemblage of soaring models and flower backdrops; and is beautifully unexpected too. Even the old standby line 'Spring into Summer' - so familiar in mail order catalogues - has had fresh life breathed into it. Good stuff.

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Anti Smoking (NHS)
"The Right Road"
60s
24 Mar 2009
A strange mix of live footage and animation illustrates the number of options available to those aiming to quit smoking. The whispered voiceover at the start is unfortunately reminiscent of the long running anti-STI film featuring belt buckles spelling 'gonorrhea' etc.

American Airlines
"Business Class"
40s
24 Mar 2009
Kevin Spacey has replaced James Gandolfini on this campaign and has immediately made it more appropriate to British sensibilities. The late-night dog-walker explains that we each have our own notions of the perfect seat... and American Airlines has the lot.

Marks & Spencer
"M & S Spring"
90s
24 Mar 2010
The usual suspects have been joined by some extra personnel to launch the spring collection at the nation's favourite provider of middle of the road fashions. We can't help wondering whether Rainey Kelly got the Minogue sister they were after.

Tesco
"Egg Hunt"
30s
24 Mar 2013
Blue supermarket's Easter pitch is this charming film showing a young girl trying to find the chocolate hidden by her parents. Only when she's sat at the dining table and the delicious lamb is about to be served does she realise that a bunny is peering down at her from on high. Lovely work.

Comic Relief
"David's Exes"
6 mins 41s
24 Mar 2013
This comedy sketch by Ben Turner - one half of the team known as Silsoe Mouse (represented by Upstart Films) - was shown during BBC's Comic Relief. David Walliams is told by Dr Christian from 'Embarrassing Bodies' that he must contact everyone with whom he's been intimate in the last year... leading to some surprising revelations.

Sky Broadband
"Shield"
50s
24 Mar 2014
Good old Samuel L Jackson. He does know how to put on a good show of righteous, justified dudeness. In this spot for Sky Broadband, which is a tie-in with Captain America: The Winter Soldier, he gets into character as Nick Fury and urges the crew to sign up for Sky Broadband Shield when it's discovered that online details of the soldier in question have been hacked and in their place is a website of dubious moral quality.

Crabbie's Grand National
"O'Callaghan and Blake"
90s
24 Mar 2014
If this doesn't tickle your fetlocks, we suggest you hook up to the nearest defibrillator post-haste. This big, loud, ballsy ad (appropriately soundtracked by speedpunk band Cerebral Ballzy) presents us with the first steeplechase event ever recorded back in 1752, which apparently came about as a result of a wager between two fiery chaps named Cornelius O'Callaghan and Edmund Blake.

Tim Tam
"Bert's Story"
3 mins 08s
24 Mar 2014
This unrelentingly sentimental film takes us to a small outback town where we meet Bert... a contented pensioner with no illusions about how little of life is in front of him. Bert is the kind of man who sees life's blessings much more clearly than its many curses... and chief among his cherished blessings is his love for his daughter who - in tune with this campaign's theme - lives a long way from him and hasn't been able to see him for some time.

BoConcept
"The Guest"
5 mins 19s
24 Mar 2015
Hannibal's Mads Mikkelsen takes a break from playing the psychopathic doctor with a very particular brand of fine dining in this smartly scripted and amusing commercial for the Danish furniture designers. As his guest is transfixed by the beautiful ladies frolicking in the pool, all the indifferent Mads wants to do is show off the stylish practicality of his living space.

Tokio Marine
"Yesterday / Today"
60s
24 Mar 2015
Well, hands up who expected that to be about insurance? It's an unexpected destination, but Havas (Singapore) have crafted such an impressive and engaging journey, we're all for it. Starting knee deep in the dreariness of everyday life, the story takes a more optimistic turn and leaves you feeling like you can take that all-important first step into the unknown.

Lancia
"The Arrival"
60s
24 Mar 2015
This celebratory ad for the Lancia Ypsilon represents an 'Italian job' well done for director Ago Panini. A young boy notices the latest iteration of the venerable motor in the distance and excitedly runs off to let the townspeople know. Daily business grinds to a halt as people rush to a surprise welcome party to wish it a happy birthday.

Cuprinol
"Sprayable"
30s
24 Mar 2005
The Laughing Policeman provides the musical backing here as a man laughs hysterically at the ease with which he is able to apply Cuprinol to his fence using the new spray system, especially compared with his disgruntled neighbour who is painting his the old-fashioned way.

Channel 4
"Music"
40s
24 Mar 2006
Neat conceit here as people literally plug into each other's heads to uncover their musical tastes to promote a preponderance of unsigned bands available at Channel 4's Web Site.

Sony PS3
"This Is Living"
60s
24 Mar 2007
Sony have come out of tease mode now that the PS3 has been launched and, in this re-edited version of the original teaser, we get to see the same events from a slightly different perspective. It's big and it's clever and must have cost a fortune.

Sugar Puffs
"Rap"
30s
24 Mar 2008
An ill-advised attempt to show that the Honey Monster can get down with the kids... although not deserving the heaps of derision that have come its way, this is nonetheless a little bit embarrassing for those concerned.

Learning & Skills Council
"Fingers"
40s
24 Mar 2008
Further proof that it is almost impossible to create a film urging young people to take control of their lives without striking a highly patronising note. A young black voice tells us that he intends to set his own path and the thirty quid a week he gets from the EMA will enable this.

Metro
"Ten Years"
2 mins
24 Mar 2009
A clever piece for the free newspaper has a busker and a woman using props apparently made from sheets of newspaper describing major events from the last ten years. The selected events' bent perfectly reflects the asinine news coverage in the advertised journal.

Tesco
"Cricket Catwalk"
30s
24 Mar 2010
The new spring and summer collections available from Tesco are shown off on an unusual catwalk. The models striding down by cricket pitch with very Little regard for the damage their stilettos may do to the hallowed turf. Harumph.

Boots No 7
"Not So Everyday"
30s
24 Mar 2010
Perhaps female viewers will watch this commercial with a glimmer of recognition as they remember a time when they put on some make-up and then dressed up like a bag lady but still felt glamorous.

B & Q
"D.I.Y Videos"
60s
24 Mar 2011
Ha, ha, ha, ha... some people fell over. Hilarious. If you're the kind of person who can watch You've Been Framed without a growing tide of hope that a meteor will reduce our planet to dust and cockroaches then this is probably the perfect ad for you.

Trocaire
"When I Grow Up"
30s
24 Mar 2011
This film for Irish charity Trocaire focuses on the dismal prospects of children growing up in the under-developed world. Switching to adult voices does nothing to dim the poignancy while ensuring that words haven't irresponsibly been put in the mouths of babes.

Gumtree
"Car"
10s
24 Mar 2011
This short and simple ad for the online trading service shows a man attaching a rope to his car and watching as its launched into the sky. This is the kind of ad likely to prove so successful that Gumtree's servers will collapse under the weight of traffic it generates.

VW
"Greyhounds"
45s
1 Oct 2011
This energetic spot from October 2011 has greyhounds doing what they have been bred to do... chase a rabbit without ever quite managing to catch it. They abandon their owners all over the city to join a chasing pack that's hot on the heels of the advertised vehicle - known just about everywhere other than the UK as the VW Rabbit.

ITV
"We Are Alive"
2 mins
24 Mar 2012
If you're going to use stock footage then you'd better make sure you use it well. Though it's message is scarcely credible - documentaries on ITV? Really? - this manages to hit all the right notes and adds up to an impressive whole even if occasionally the clips seem slightly misaligned with the script.

Samsung Galaxy
"Audition Queue"
30s
24 Mar 2012
This American ad beautifully makes fun of the Apple devotees in a bid to persuade people who aren't in thrall to the shiny objects made by Steve Jobs's company. Idiots in a queue for the latest Apple offering are dazzled by the advertised product in the hands of a passer-by.

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