David Reviews

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Dan Black (ft Kelis)
3 mins 36s
28 May 2013
UK Promos

Hearts is a pleasant enough club track with its straightforward beat and feelgood arrangement, but really it feels like a vehicle for the amazingly labour-intensive video that accompanies it. Shot nonstop over 24 hours from 11am-11am on a Parisian rooftop by directors Chic & Artistic, a frame was taken every 16 seconds; which makes Dan Black look like he's got a bad case of the jitters. Fair enough, as to keep going for that length of time apparently took 67 Red Bulls, 98 coffees and 103 insults.

Singer/producer Black has quite a reedy voice and not a huge amount of presence, so this is not only a great idea for a video (the views from the roof are worth it alone), it also gives him a bit of an edge; reminiscent of Peter Gabriel in Sledgehammer. Kelis ups the ante via images on posters and postcards and it's neatly held together by the graphics.

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