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Marika Hackman
"My Lover Cindy"
3 mins 15s
18 May 2017
UK Promos

Sam Bailey - band member of Francobollo and promo director into the bargain - has created a clip for Marika Hackman's 'My Lover Cindy' which will probably become known as the 'tongues' video. When a couple duel it out for supremacy in their relationship, gashes caused by the business end of an épée morph into mouths which are lipless, lascivious and attention-grabbing in a car crash kind of way. Gross but compelling.

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"Barbers"

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I bet the person who 'really' voted poor won't own up...


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New York Times
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30s
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40s
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30s
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Aldi
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