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Wall's Sausages
"Wall'sie Onesie"
60s
13 May 2014
UK Meat

What a brilliant idea - onesies you can acceptably wear in public because they look like entirely different outfits. Just think of the comfort factor: there you are, attired smartly for the office, yet all the time your generously proportioned tummy doesn't have to suffer the restriction of a belt.

This ad proposes you don't get dressed all weekend - that after a heavy Friday night, you pop on the onesie of your choice and the following morning you're all set to nip down the shop for some bangers without the palaver of getting ready.

It neatly sidesteps the argument that you could have bought your sausages the day before in readiness; most likely because the type who is going to want them isn't the sort to plan ahead.

As such, it's a winner. Completely nails the target audience; is inspired in its choice of cheeky chappie replete with astonishingly dopey voice; and bears repeat viewing... always the sign of a successful idea.

Kellogg's All-Bran
"Five Day Challenge"

Matt said:

'Well Andrea, I went from fizzy gravy to passing scud missiles, I must say it really has been a boon'.


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Wall's Sausages
"Wall'sie Onesie"
60s
13 May 2014
What a brilliant idea - onesies you can acceptably wear in public because they look like entirely different outfits. Just think of the comfort factor: there you are, dressed smartly for the office, yet all the time your generously proportioned tummy doesn't have to suffer the restriction of a belt. Lovely ad; completely nails the target audience; adore the cheeky and rather dopey-sounding VO.

Wall's Sausages
"Kitchen Thank-You"
40s
19 May 2011
This quirky ad for Wall's has all the makings of a cult classic. A man feels the need to express gratitude to his wife for the lovely sausages she's cooked for him but he's a "bloke" so he can't just tell her, can he?

Wall's Sausages
"Monster Hunters"
30s
20 Jul 2010
Another ad in the charming new campaign for Wall's which focuses on eccentric people from the real world. This time, we're in the company of a group of four friends who spend their leisure time on Bodmin Moor searching for its fabled beast.

Wall's Sausages
"Goldfish"
20s
7 Apr 2009


Wall's Sausages
"Parrot"
20s
6 Apr 2009


Wall's Sausages
"Nativity Play"
20s
24 Nov 2008
This campaign is getting better and better. Anyone who has sat through the sheer unbridled horror of a children's nativity play will laugh out loud at the idea that the production would be well served by being reduced to around twenty seconds... indeed, that is still around eighteen seconds too long.

Wall's Sausages
"Homes For The Future"
20s
25 Oct 2008
Archive footage is used to close the gap between the unveiling of tower blocks in the 1960s and their more recent destruction. BMB has set up an idea that could run and run... and one that allows some pretty cheeky variations. They've done this with Carling too... clever buggers.

Wall's Sausages
"Son"
20s
15 Oct 2008
Another in the series which reduces events in our lives to the bare minimum as a metaphor to illustrate that Wall's only use the best two bits of pork in their sausages. This one, which works much better than the wedding ad, suggests that the only good bits of fatherhood are holding the baby and saying goodbye.

Wall's Sausages
"Only The Best Bits"
20s
6 Oct 2008
To illustrate that Wall's only choose the two best bits for their sausages, we see a wedding video which has been abbreviated to include just two moments... presumably they are the 'ears' and the 'nose' of all the footage that was videoed on the big day.... if you get our drift.

Wall's Sausages
"Dog Fight"
30s
9 Jul 2007
We know many of you have tremendous concerns about the welfare of creatures who appear in ads... especially when they cannot even give their consent to participate. So we'd like to assure you that no curly-headed twats were harmed during the making of this ad.

Wall's Sausages
"Tug Of War"
10s
7 Feb 2005


Wall's Sausages
"Dog Attack"
30s
3 Jul 2004


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