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Lambrini
"Eyelash"
20s
10 December 2015
UK Cider / Perry

This spot communicates the classiness of Lambrini drinkers by depicting a young woman eyeing up a chap at a party, only for her false lashes to escape down her cheek at an inopportune moment. Quelle dommage! Fortunately, her mate's got lashings of falsie glue and a bottle of the booze in question so no harm done. Depressing.

Bosch
"Stop The Roadkill"

Cheryl said:

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Lambrini
"Eyelash"
20s
10 Dec 2015
This spot communicates the classiness of Lambrini drinkers by depicting a young woman eyeing up a chap at a party, only for her false lashes to escape down her cheek at an inopportune moment. Quelle dommage! Fortunately, her mate's got lashings of falsie glue and a bottle of the booze in question so no harm done. Depressing.

Lambrini
"I Think We're Alone Now"
30s
2 Dec 2013
Considering Lambrini's reputation, this is a relatively classy spot for the sickly drink. There are no specifically Kerry Katona-style women gurning and glugging, although we do see a gaggle of laydeez tottering along the street clutching a bottle. Confusingly, the strapline is "Make it a Lambrini Big Night In", when they've evidently been out.

Lambrini
"I Am What I Am"
30s
22 Nov 2010
Lambrini girls just want to be original, according to this ad for the pear-based alcohol. If you think about it, Lambrini is more or less the same drink as the pear cider that's become so trendy in recent years. Anyway, this camp offering has a shade of self-awareness and is probably just about the right side of the joke.

Lambrini
"Release The Sparkle"
10s
28 Jul 2008
It's our fervent hope that one of the three women employed here will one day become a proper grown up actress so we can blackmail her with this piece that has her and her companions pretending that a cheesy song plays whenever they uncap a bottle of Lambrini.

Lambrini
"Just Wanna Dance"
30s
17 Sep 2007
There's plenty of energy in this ad that shows a variety of women in different scenarios dancing 'the Lambrini' because they are so excited to be drinking the foul pear-based wine substitute marketed exclusively at women.

Lambrini
"Tape"
10s
18 Dec 2004


Lambrini
"Teeth"
10s
13 Dec 2004


Lambrini
"Ready?"
10s
4 Dec 2004
Continuing the theme which depicts Lambrini drinkers as young women with the mentality of adoloscents, two women wait for their friend to come downstairs and are amazed when she removes a towel to reveal that she is wearing something that looks like beachwear.

Lambrini
"Perfume Squirt"
10s
1 Dec 2004


Lambrini
"G String"
10s
1 Dec 2004


Lambrini
"Twins"
10s
1 Dec 2003


Lambrini
"Dominatrix"
10s
1 Dec 2003


Lambrini
"Kitten"
10s
1 Dec 2003


Lambrini
"Ron"
10s
1 Dec 2003


Lambrini
"Mummy"
10s
22 Dec 2002


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