David Reviews

 "You're not an artist, Peggy. You solve problems." Don Draper.

These scores are compiled from a combination of our in-house rating system and user ratings. Only UK work from the last two years is considered.
 1. Jonathan Alric 93.8%  
 2. Steve Rogers 91.9%  
 3. Megaforce 91.7%  
 4. Jess Kohl 89.3%  
 5. Nicolas Jack Davies 88.8%  
 6. Ben Strebel 88.6%  
 7. Ninian Doff 88.4%  
 8. Sam Pilling 88.1%  
 9. Nick Ball 87.8%  
 10. Mark Zibert 87.8%  
 11. Frank Todaro 87.5%  
 12. Jaron Albertin 87.1%  
 13. Ian Pons Jewell 86.9%  
 14. Sam Brown 86.7%  
 15. Frédéric Planchon 86.3%  
 16. Tom Kuntz 86.2%  
 17. François Rousselet 86.0%  
 18. Andreas Nilsson 85.7%  
 19. Molly Burdett 85.5%  
 20. Kevin Thomas 85.5%  
 21. Declan Lowney 85.5%  
 22. Joseph Mann 85.1%  
 23. Charlotte Regan 84.9%  
 24. The Bobbsey Twins 84.9%  
 25. Jesper Ericstam 84.5%  

On This Day
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Orangina Red
9 Dec 2009
And we thought black cats were supposed to be lucky. A middle-aged man is forced to strip by a black cat wearing a bikini in this bizarre French ad which suggests that a new variant of the drink made with blood oranges is perhaps a bit too bloody.

9 Dec 2010
This hilarious spoof of the current Foster's campaign takes advantage of recent events in Australia. The good news for Foster's is that it's rather an affectionate spoof and you can't really imagine the brewer being unhappy about the way its ad has been subverted.

Lady Dior
"Burlesque Miracle"
6 mins
9 Dec 2010
A burlesque dancer appears to cure a man's impotence in this overblown piece of nonsense featuring Marion Cotillard and Ian McKellen who should both know better. There's a side plot involving Russell Tovey as an artist but it doesn't add any coherence.

Victoria's Secret
9 Dec 2010
After watching this ad directed by Michael Bay, we're pretty sure we've worked out what Victoria's secret is... she's actually a bald, overweight man with a penchant for soft pornography. About as sexy as receiving a rectal examination from Abu Hamza al-Masri.

Pot Noodle
"A Pot Noeldle Christmas"
9 Dec 2010
A fantastic spoof of the annual Coca Cola ad shows a Pot Noodle van delivering Christmas cheer. As you'd expect, it isn't quite as wholesome an idea of the festive season as the one depicted by the soft drink giant from America.

"Manchester Fans"
9 Dec 2012
This is a terrific exposé of the rivalry between football fans. Two similar Mancunians - one supporting United and the other City - talk about how tragic their lives would be if they supported the opposition. Split screen is used excellently to drive home the message that they'd be exactly the same.

Marks & Spencer
"Christmas Food"
9 Dec 2012
No one does Christmas food like Marks & Spencer and, just as importantly from our point of view, no one does Christmas food advertising like Marks & Spencer. An absolutely sumptuous display of gorgeous food is used to persuade punters to take the easy option by selecting a Christmas menu from the masters of the chiller cabinet.

"A Holiday Haven"
9 Dec 2015
Fans of Edward Koren's work will find much to enjoy in this charming ad for department store Hermés. The New Yorker magazine illustrator's signature furry style is lovingly brought to life in this tale of a reindeer, a Christmas tree, and a fuzzy creature of no fixed species making their way to Paris.

Old Mout
"The Voice"
9 Dec 2015
We've all been stuck at the bar next to someone who just can't put a sock in it, but what are you supposed to do when you can't even see the chatterbox? That's the amusing conceit behind this ad for Old Mout Hard Cider. When Tommy strolls into a bar looking to quench his thirst, the VO - a graduate of the School of Drink Ad Narration - begins describing why the man has supposedly picked Old Mout.

1 min 35s
9 Dec 2015
It's another Christmas tradition that advertisers use the festive season to promote togetherness through their products. With a roguish glint in their eye, Mobistar show why you really should keep in touch with your family. The path to true love never runs smoothly, and these two wind up tumbling into a ravine thanks to a party guest's revelation.

6 Dec 2019
The recent popularity of DNA testing kits has ruined many a Christmas across the nation, exposing family secrets before the sprouts are even served. However, a hapless bloke takes things one step further in this entertaining ad for Chilly's water bottles. The man's delivery is deliciously awkward as he presents his in-law's Christmas gift - complete with a lengthy backstory.

"You Are Your Story"
9 Dec 2019
Ancestry.com exploit Germany's divisive history to compelling effect with this 90" commercial from director Michael Lawrence, who charts one family's turbulent lineage from the late-nineteenth century to the present day. The costumes and set design boast plenty of beautiful period detail as you might expect, but there's also a theatrical quality to the piece.

H & M
"Moments in Between"
9 Dec 2019
Hennes & Mauritz (H&M) celebrate the quieter moments of the Christmas season in this charming festive offering. From spending low-key time with loved ones to travelling to highly anticipated events, the film proves that not every minute of the holidays needs to be packed with distracting tinsel. Director Max Vitali handles the low-octane action nicely here.

"Cash Cowboy"
9 Dec 2008
A cowboy explains how the internet has changed things. Intenaxx enables people to invest online which has made life a good deal easier as previously it was necessary for him to lasso cattle to make an 'investment'. To ensure we understand this is all allegorical, the cows are dotted with currency symbols.

Olympus Pen
"Call Me"
9 Dec 2009
Kevin Spacey invites us to call him so that we can make beautiful pictures with him in the latest instalment of this engaging campaign. Shall we all do it? We could all turn up at the Old Vic with our cameras and surprise him. Come on... it'll be fun.

Burger King
"Restaurant Removal"
9 Dec 2009
To illustrate the importance of 'taste' to Burger King, a restaurant is stripped away until a pair of customers are sat outside on their own. Oh that's right... punters make the mistake of going to Burger King for the décor instead of focusing on the food. Yeah, right.

"Salmon Snacks"
9 Dec 2009
Another addition to orange supermarket's ongoing Christmas campaign shows Jamie Oliver knocking together some attractive looking smoked salmon snacks and washing it down with some Cava. This year's seasonal advertising continues to reflect the austere mood.

Got To Dance
"Davina McCall"
9 Dec 2009
This amusing trail for a new series on Sky One has Davina McCall appearing to recreate a famous moment from the film Flashdance. This is all the more effective for the slightly awkward way in which McCall clambers on to the desk. Très bien.

LG Vacuum Cleaners
"Something's Lurking"
9 Dec 2010
If you're going to suggest that household dust is perilous then you might as well do it in a fun way as LG have in this American ad. Dolls are used to face the figurative danger posed by ordinary dirt around the home as a rousing soundtrack brings home the action thriller metaphor.

"Christmas Cheese"
9 Dec 2011
Children dressed as mice steal Jamie Oliver's cheese in the latest of orange supermarket's Christmas commercials. All these postscripts have softened the impact of Jamie's farewell... a bit like finding out that your flight is delayed just after you've done the big goodbye at an airport.

Terre d'Hermès
9 Dec 2012
In this typically absurd - but aesthetically impressive - perfume ad, a man is coated with sand as he walks through the desert. We can only assume that the advertised smelly stuff has an arid quality and of that's the kind of thing that rocks your boat then clearly it's the perfect product for you.

Gran Turismo
2 mins
9 Dec 2013
This takes beatboxing to a whole new level... instead of creating percussive sounds, the young guy in this spot produces the throaty, turbo-charged revs of a racing car engine. He continues for so long there comes a point when you're wondering if his larynx will start bleeding, but it's very impressive and demonstrates that wherever you are, your head can be still competing in the vehicle of your choice thanks to Gran Turismo.

The Sun
"Christmas & New Year Magazine"
9 Dec 2013
The inimitable voice of Derek Griffiths plus some smart casting do a good job of making this a better ad than the product deserves. In this age of Sky Plus etc, TV guides feel anachronistic - but this shrewdly appeals to its older, conservative target audience without alienating younger markets thanks to its judicial use of humour.

"Christmas Lights"
1 min 50s
9 Dec 2013
An unsociable old grouch trudges along a roadside in the Scottish highlands; giving short shrift to the van driver who greets him in a festive manner. On and on he goes in the permanent gloom; finally fumbling for his key when he reaches his home miles from anywhere. What happens next takes us totally by surprise - but in a very good way indeed.

The Economist
"Mandela's Walk"
9 Dec 2013
Arguably the greatest legacy of Nelson Mandela is the strength of the unity generated by the goodwill he invoked. So many people have spent the last twenty-three years naming him as their greatest hero that it's easy to forget he was such a divisive figure throughout the 1970s and 1980s. Many on the right were convinced that Mandela was a dangerous revolutionary and would not have been unhappy if he'd never been released from his long incarceration.

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